things i've learned in chicago

• people make lanes that don't exist and will pass you if you go too slow
• parallel parking just takes practice
• cubs are on the north, sox are on the south
• it's very important to write N, S, E, or W on your address- otherwise you will end up 15 miles from where you want to be
• don't leave anything visible in your car
• there are 77 different neighborhoods that make up chicago